It’s weird and gross and I understand you’re trying to show the size, but just let the dick speak for itself.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
frankie hasn’t watched any episode of bb. he just admitted to nicole that he just looked up bb on wikipedia and memorized winners and facts